1.) In a contest of violent monomaniacs, Captain Ahab would wipe the floor with Iori. (Kyo probably has the edge on Tom, and I think Emily and Nakoruru would just end up sipping tea and walking through the woods together.)

2.) The joke about edited Emily Dickinson losing her dash is the single most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever put down in writing. (The rest of this comic is a close second.)

3.) Does this strip help explain why I’ve almost completely lost interest in video games over the last couple of years? I think so.